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i hate having fun
dont go breaking my tag (i couldnt if i tried)
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You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.
When I’m on the Ronald McDonald phone, you know I mean business.
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a documentary based on the life of that guy who cleans up porn sets
i once had a crush on a guy because he looked like me
sext: wanna see something hard?
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