iamryanmartinez: I don’t want to feel anything anymore.
annawintour: people who still think tumblr is a huge secret are the saddest and most pathetic people in the world
tltty: hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order
tltty: dietchola: tltty: hey hey you you i dont like your girlfriend too bad
blueexorcist: Also today at Costco they had copies of Fifty Shades of Grey and I flipped to a random page and it was this scene where she was trying to like put his testicles in her vagina or something and I just had my hand over my mouth the hold time thinking how could they sell this at Costco
foxnewsofficial: imma wake green day up tomorrow they’ll be so pissed
me on 2009: I must like every single page on facebook
me on 2012: I must unlike every single page on facebook
trust: do you reckon it would be awkward if you dated someone with the same name as you
tyrannia: in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
Anonymous asked: you look like a male version of obama's twin brother jimbama that has penises for feet and eyes for eyes
Anonymous asked: you look like Michael Phelps.
goatsye asked: um um um idk you look like you. your hair and eyes remind me of francisco lachowski a little bit
Anonymous asked: Hai are u freddie benson
Anonymous asked: OMG IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A COMPLIMENT WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU THAT YOU LOOK LIKE FREDDIE BENSON, HE IS SEXEH.
I DONT LOOK LIKE FREDDY BENSON STOP
Anonymous asked: idk u look like a mister bean
Anonymous asked: I'm not saying this cause everyone else is, but you do look like Freddy Benson.
theyellowbrickroad: someone could have jacked off to your tagged/me and you wouldnt even know
stillwatersofconsciousness: spent the last couple minutes whispering ‘I know you’re in there’ to my vents just in case
naughtily asked: You actually do look like Freddie benson
Anonymous asked: I find your blog highly amusing. +1 cool points for your theme.
buddhabob: quinnf4brays: lucyforpromqueen: quinnf4brays: there are animals called dikdiks pronounced.. dick-dicks? no pronounced xylophone
Anonymous asked: you look like freddie bensen
Anonymous asked: A cunt
Anonymous asked: you look like freddy benson
tell me who you think i look like →
-LILBTHEBASEDGOD: my favorite part about grocery... →
eyelashes-chan: all these creatively named generic brands ~*cocoa peanut butter spheres~* getting really fancy here did they kawaiily pull out a thesaurus or something they already used the word “crispy” for “crispy rice” so they’re taking away the “y”
dietchola: mormondad: titanium oh
Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)
catholicnun: My wardrobe this winter will be Uggs+yoga pants+sweater
katara: i only wash my hair with bottled water
ghxxst: ___.tumblr.com/tagged/me ___.tumblr.com/tagged/face ____.tumblr.com/tagged/self are you fucking kidding
tothefridgeandbeyond replied to your post: i loved your madison pettis icon! “Attention! in a week you can not be in love, love, be everything to someone … if so …. water!, you do not take it so seriously!” i dont understand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! buen trabajo
Anonymous asked: i loved your madison pettis icon!
liverpate: azraeldoesnotdispute: liverpate: why am i not a banana Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana. thanks man
kawaiipyro: africans: horses are so stupid
joetrohnam: i hate when people touch me unless you’re a cute boy then it’s ok