what if someone called your phone, whispered your url and then hung up
juantreehill: faceless bloggers are so mysterious
madeagoestohell: still waiting for the next lil mama and avril lavigne collab
wwiao: its okay to toy with boys emotions because its funny
buttsbutts: did you hear about the girl who drowned? she couldnt swim in H20 lol just a bit of nerd humor there, you probably wont get it unless youre a nerd
pizzaforpresident: next time you want to make fun of me or my blog please remember that i’m ugly and therefore work 2.36 times harder to earn followers
uryuu: 10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying
p1ssblog: I want a list of everyone who has ever masturbated to me
moraniarty: imagine if you met someone on tumblr and then randomly fell in love with them and skyped for hours on end and finally met them and then after a few years you would get married and have 2 kids named after fictional characters and a house lined with books and boxsets and momentos from all the conventions you attended together and it would all be because you decided to start a dumb blog...
richwhitelesbian: 1612th: pizzaforpresident: pizzaforpresident: somebody literally needs to call fucking dominos and place an order to my house and pay for it with their visa because im going to kill myself if there isn’t a pepperoni pizza on my lap in the next hour GOD BLESS YOU TUMBLR this post made me cringe yo!! howd you get youre mom to buy you pizza? been tryin for years! get...
turgled: theyellowbrickroad: what does a boner feel like heaven
rnax: send me gif nudes
queenofthe-jews: Being ratchet isn’t just about the way you look, It’s a way of life.
k1mkardashian: boringlauren: k1mkardashian: nigga plz as if a random person from tumblr is actually going to buy you a pizza #bitchBye I would actually probably buy a random person on tumblr a pizza. oooo well in that case can you get me a pineapple pepporoni stuffed crust pizza thanks you’re a doll <3
me: *on tumblr while watching gymnastics*
me: *reblogs post*
gymnastics commentator: oh my that was a fantastic tumble!
me: thank you
richwhitelesbian: thatfuckingcrow: breonlovesyou: “aye brah you seen that gif with that girl twerking it at the Olympics?” Me:yeah, shes a 40 yard fakeout illusive strikes again hold on watch me pretend i still wouldnt hit it ok watch
Anonymous asked: i was gonna get mad at you for having this url while i dont but dammit you are fine
rumour: i will stop flirting with people from the internet forever
st3phascope: master-dik: i don’t know how to survive school anymore ever since ned’s declassified was canceled it’s been hard
b-nksy: I mean I’d have sex with you, but I wouldn’t follow you.
i hate people, but i hate saying i hate people because that makes me sound mean I’m nice i like people its just that i hate people
tyra banks: i remember once when i was 19, i had to breathe too, i understand your struggle
rumour: has it
lanadelrevupthosefryers: promo you? not in this economy…
therealhamster: do you ever just wanna do a backflip but realize you cant
dracomafloy: louisdelgay: if you are a lil unsure about your outfit just remember rupert grint went to his first premiere wearing this #i dont know i think emma’s was worse
christianmingle: hot people who used to be ugly are the best kind of hot people
think about all the soon-to-be band members that are actually our age
arbors: dont judge a person by the color of their skin or by the content of their character but by the shape of their eyebrows