July 2012
emmastoned:
sometimes i follow people and sort of expect them to follow me back and then they don’t and every time they come up on my dash i have to sneer at them because they did not catch what i was throwing
ruraldictionary:
omg you know in that movie pixel perfect how the guy combined all the good features to make the perfect girl just imagine if you could do that to people like i could actually be hot and have multiple girlfriends
cunts4lunch:
When attractive people like my pictures i feel like im doing something right
queerard:
when u see a really funny post and you want to follow the person but then u realize it’s you
chrisehvans:
do u ever finally unfollow someone who’s been really fucking obnoxious for the longest time then u go to ur dash and ur just like ahh fresh air
2 tags
Do all the British bloggers read my posts with a British accent, cause this is not how they were meant to be heard
i really should stop using the password i created in the fifth grade for every account i ever make ever
shout out to the internet for making me seem funnier and better looking than i actually am in real life
ieropercent:
making a risky post and reblogging heaps of crap to cover it up
rumour:
FINGERS ARE LEGS OF THE HAND
do you ever feel like people don’t like you as much as you like them
some people are so cute i just wow congratulations on your dna
darrenstummy:
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
2 tags
bearfootandtopless:
basically if you don’t talk to me first i’ll never talk to you
hyperbolequeen:
tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote
anrdew:
found a picture of me at the beach lol
robin-scherbatsky:
shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you
methlabrador:
fuck off mom no i dont want to follow your grunge blog
everthorne:
judas was creepy as fuck
mechastreisand:
im happy tom cruise and katie holmes are getting divorced. now they can both find they guy of their dreams
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Tomorrow it is July
Then it is August and we start school again :)
laughcentre:
how do i call someone cute without slipping ‘can we get married’ into the compliment
wtvrmom:
the* vinci code
June 2012
educationconnection:
you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr
but i notice
i always notice
bosimba:
sometimes i forget how old i am and when people irl ask how old i am i hesitate for like 5 seconds because i cant remember
crissingachris:
i don’t even remember how i found the people i follow or how this became my blog or how i found this site what is this
cybergay:
so glad i didnt have a scene phase omg
teapayne:
If I was famous I would go on omegle video and just watch everyone flip out
cannolis:
i can’t wait until im famous and can redirect my about to my wikipedia
3 tags
tumblr: u have 15 new posts on your dash
tumblr: i mean 3
andrewbreitel:
it’s okay if you hate me because i hate me more than you i win you lose
thatsmoderatelyraven:
Pennsylvania is such a hard state to spell
2boys1cup:
wow kids these days age 13 smoking weed and having sex? when I was that age i was popping pills, injecting heroin and planning my 10th murder
me: we have to hang out soon!
me: *never contacts them again*
