June 2012
iphone420:
people say youre either a geometry person or an algebra person i like to think of myself as an adding and subtracting person
iphone420:
i always forget to send texts i like expect my phone to send it automatically because pressing the button is too much work for my diva self
if opposites attract then why doesn’t the straight guy i like like me back
rochellejanee:
i posted this on my friends wall
and people were bitching about how it was creepy
so then i posted this
danmakesmehowell:
sometimes i just look at my url and think “yes”
1612th2:
the worst episode of icarly is the one where they do random dancing
clairesawyer:
Dropping out of school to become a cheetah girl
if im not hot in like 5 years im so done with everything
iphone420:
Mom stop talking to me I’m giving you the silent treatment
Look at the girl in the background
“What’s that? You’re gonna throw a ball at me? HELL TO THE NO, bring it, just bring it. I own this shit.”
commanderinqueef:
i blog
tim-othy:
senorcameron:
OH MY GOD
WHAT
looking at myself: why
nasty-otter:
it could be worse your mom could always be
MRS. BENSON
joceln:
canada looks really broken
u ok canada
kanyewestvirginia:
if ur not in love with me u need to go back to kindergarten
iphone420:
mortal-remains:
Kristen Stewart is actually really fucking pretty i dont know why everyone makes fun of her all the time…
iphone420:
my mom bought this minty face wash and my face currently feels like a menthol cigarette
May 2012
Amanda Bynes is me because her biggest fan was herself
troyyy:
remember that one zoey 101 episode where they did a rip off version of the macarena called the “macalana”
groovymuttations:
“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
rumour:
thatsmoderatelyraven:
britney spears self promoting her perfume in every music video shes made
1 tag
lardele:
christina aguilera is such a good drag queen
therealhousewivesofpanem:
when adults have braces
me: hey I just met you and-
me: why are you walking away
theyellovvbrickroad:
Scientists are still trying to discover the meaning of Canadians
infernallesbian:
when one of your favorite blogs likes a post you made
obeseblackguy:
iphone420:
Hopefully I get to kiss 100 boys before the zombies kill us all