April 2012
keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer
i like how the krusty krab only had two employees
- Me: Any advice?
- Haymitch: Just clear out, put as much distance as you can between yourself and the others, and find a source of wifi.
the amount of time I spend thinking in english instead of my own language is slightly worrying
party rockers? in my house?
- Friend: You could do it you know.
- Friend: Take off from Tumblr, go outside.
- Me: I wouldn't make it 5 minutes
March 2012
my smile is “miranda cosgrove” on the scale of uncomfortable-ness
see that kid you just called poor? he’s sleeping on the ground because his mansion is getting remodeled
people in mexico are beginning to get obsessed with temple run and I’m just like wow ok that was like a month ago
